Salome's Cat

Salome's true life partner, a huge white long-haired male with a flat face and forepaws like a raccoon. He is appropriately catlike. He likes snoozing in warm places, snoozing in high places, snoozing in boxes and small enclosed spaces. He loves ear rubbing, backscratching and Salome. When she is present he disdains all others, making snide remarks and disparaging commentary. When she leaves the room, he makes lovey with whoever is available – especially if they are allergic to cats or fastidious about getting cat hair on their clothes.

I can't decide if he can handle a weapon with his prehensile paws and opposable thumbs. He still has to walk on all fours, so he wouldn't be able to carry a gun even if he could find one tiny enough.

He's better suited to sneaking and spying and creeping into small spaces. He can operate a keyboard or console.

Roughly as intelligent as an average human, but no genius, probably not even by neo-cat standards.

Unless we want to make him a super-genius computer hacker. rofl, ha ha ha ha ha. No.